"Don't Ask Don't Tell" is the newest doll movie by Steve Steele. It stars Scarlett Pain, and her amazing all natural breasts.
She plays a life-size "G.I. Jillian" doll that Steve finds while cleaning out his garage with his friend Mac (whose face is hilariously
covered up by a hoodie sweatshirt--I don't know why, but that character just cracked me up with the small bit of face visible
and the toothpick he always has in his hand). Steve and Mac decide to check out the doll to see if she's anatomically correct
before putting it up for auction online, but after Mac leaves, Steve can't get the doll out of his head and just has to "test" it a
bit further.

Scarlett Pain does a great job as a doll, remaining motionless for the most part but bending in a very convincing action figure
sort of way when her joints are manipulated by Steve. Her face is stuck in a perpetual soldier's grimace that some people
may have trouble getting past, but I felt that her ability to maintain that face while being fondled and fucked just added to
how convincing she was in the role of a life size doll (the bit where Steve finds her pull string is particularly impressive). The
actress has some tattoos, but they're all rather fitting for an army doll to have, so those of you bothered by that kind of thing
might not find them too distracting here.

The sex is a pretty evenly split between unresponsive doll sex and a fantasy dream sequence where the doll comes to life and
starts barking orders and aggressively fucking Steve. If you have a preference for one or the other you'll find something
to satisfy you here. And of course, what Steve Steele video would be complete without plenty of puns? This one has all
of the military puns you'd probably expect, along with several that caught me by surprise--but they all made me chuckle.
(And the first attempted blowjob is hilarious--come to think of it, the second actual blowjob with the bugle sounds is pretty
damn funny as well).

-Madcap